That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway 

Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First 

If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran 

Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber 

If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President 

Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant 

Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet? 

George W. Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight 

America: One Nation, Under Surveillance 

They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It 

Who's God Do YOU Kill For? 

Cheney/Satan '08 

Jail to the Chief 

No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq ? 

Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap 

We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language 

We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them 

Is It Vietnam Yet? 

Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either 

Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Hand Basket? 

You Elected Him. You Deserve Him 

Impeach Cheney First 

When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46 

The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century 

What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand? 

One Nation Under Clod 

2004: Embarrassed 
2005: Horrified 
2006: Terrified 

Bush Never Exhaled 

At Least Nixon Resigned 

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OK, not really bumper stickers, but close enough.

As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more
and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and
glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright
moron. - H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956) 

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself "Lillian, you
should have remained a virgin."
-- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not
pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed,
but fine against a wall."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen.
I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw
that statement.
-- Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good
ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
-- George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
-- Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if
you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food
groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
-- Alex Levine

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
-- Bob Hope

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
-- W.C. Fields

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its
way through Congress.
-- Will Rogers

Don't worry about avoiding temptation . as you grow older, it will avoid you.
-- Winston Churchill

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts
to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
-- Phyllis Diller

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
-- Billy Crystal

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.